California Sober

California sober on the Highway 1
Over on the shoulder, thought I saw some fun
Lookin' for a ride
Trouble in some daisies, holdin' out her thumb
Stole some sucker's money, now she's on the run
And she wanna get high
She said, "I'll take you on a little trip
Come on, give these lips a try"
She drank up all my whiskey, blew down all my smoke
I became the punchline of some cosmic joke
Damn bottle was dry
Kinda wanted to cry
She whispered, "Pull it over," I said, "You're the boss"
In a southern drawl, said, "Here's where I get off"
I've enjoyed our time
She said, "Baby, give me one more kiss
Before I kiss your ass goodbye"
Needed me some diesel just to get back home
Tried to pay the man and found my money gone
Had to bum a ride
So if you see them daisies walkin' 'round
Son, you best just pass 'em by
And if you see a wallet on the ground
Bet your ass, that shit is mine